you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

(via pizza)


There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

(via hi)

"I hope you do not let anyone else’s expectations direct the course of your life."
- Julianne Donaldson, Edenbrooke (via simply-quotes)

(via justlosinghope)


i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via guy)


all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep

(via trust)